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The President Bathroom Pack

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✅ INCLUDED: 1 toilet brush + 1 toilet paper roll
👉 GUARANTEED to be used by your guests
🎁 PERFECT for your office bathroom or as a holiday gag gift
📈 Grab yours NOW before NEW TARIFFS hit !
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  • The President Toilet Brush
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The President Toilet Brush

Regular price $34.90 Sale price $41.90
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✅ NOBODY gets the JOB DONE like this toilet brush
👉 The most OVAL-OFFICE BOWL cleanse ever
🎁 PERFECT GIFT for your colleagues
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It’s time to drain the bowl — presidential style. Our Presidential Toilet Brush tackles the dirtiest jobs with hair-raising determination. Styled with the unmistakable look...
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    A bit of fun for a big sh*t
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    Fulfills its function. 🥰
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    Good
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    I can't stop laughing this is the best gift ever
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    So funny, haha. Best purchase ever
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  • The President Duty Paper
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The President Duty Paper

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✅ Let your CHEEKS speak their TRUTH
👉 The most PRESIDENTIAL WIPE you’ll ever have
🎁 PERFECT for your office bathroom or as a holiday gag gift
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It’s time to take care of business — presidential style. OurPresidential Duty Paperturns every flush into a political statement. Featuring full-color prints of the 45th...
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    Exactly what i want) looks great! I hope it will do dirty job well. I recommend. Make toilet clean again!
    Alex Leannon
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    I bought 3 as gift for my colleagues haha
    Annetta Wilderman
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    A funny nonsense
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    Make my bathroom great again!
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    Quality okayish but very funny
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    Great for my office
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    My best wipes ever
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    Didn't expect it to be that soft haha
    Michael Brim

  • Elon Musk

    "I wiped once. It launched me into orbit. 10/10, would wipe again on Mars."

  • Barack Obama

    "Look, Michelle didn’t approve... but even I have to admit, it gets the job done. YES IT CAN"

  • Kim Kardashian

    "Honestly? The only time I want his face anywhere near my assets."

  • Hillary Clinton

    "Finally, a way to clean up after that mess. Where was this in 2016?"

  • Snoop Dogg

    "Fo shizzle, I scrubbed my dizzle with this political brizzle."

  • Vladimir Putin

    "Strong bristles. Excellent grip. Almost as good as Russian hacking."

Totally useless Q&A

Just like Congress

  • It wanted to be, but it got deported mid-production to China. Sad !

  • We can’t tell. But it does clean up messes no one wants to talk about.

  • Hard to say - everyone at the Oval Office thinks “tariff” is a type of steak

  • It’s more presidential than most press briefings.

  • No, but it will defend your porcelain border with honor.

  • Technically yes, but we cannot guarantee what happens next.